Flirt Sms

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder! Flirt Sms

Only the open heart receives love, only the open mind receives wisdom, only the open hand receives gifts and only the cute persons receive SMS from me! Flirt Sms

Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho, 1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho, hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho, hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho. Flirt Sms

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai…. “simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”. Flirt Sms

A mobile is like women - Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service. Flirt Sms

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath, Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath, Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath, Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath. =VISITE-HERE= Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se hi kaminay ho ? Flirt Sms teray liye chand taray tor doon, in hawaon ka rukh mor doon, itna kafi hai ya do char jhoot aur bol doon. Flirt Sms I want u … To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle light dinner…. & to say those sweet three words to U…. “Pay The Bill” Flirt Sms 1960s Girl: Pehla pehla pyar hai, chai bahar hae, aja more sajna tera intzar hy. 2004 Girl: dusra/teesra pyar hai. dil bekrar hai, aja morey sajna varna chautha tayyar hai. Flirt Sms I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I’ll give u two kisses to dream. I’ll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me. Flirt Sms I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.